Driving By Brail

DRIVING BY BRAIL
By: Raven Usher


RULES
　
DRIVING BY BRAIL is a game designed for your automobile. The object of the game is very simple; collect as many points as you can. To collect points, you must you your car to cause as much damage as possible to every day objects. The following lists contain point values for everything you hit. Be sure to check ALL the lists to gain the maximum points possible.
There must be a witness to verify all damage before awarding points. Your local police are usually happy to assist you in this area.
For any damaged suffered by your own vehicle, or yourself, use the lists to DEDUCT points from your total score. Also deduct points done to your car by other players.
You DO NOT collect points for damage done by the fire department when using the jaws of life.
If you should kill yourself, you forfeit all points collected earlier.
If something is not on the lists, you are SOL.
You do not get points for hitting ANY vehicle you own. Example: you cannot hit your 2nd car with your 1st car.
Your wife’s / husband’s car only qualifies for points collection after the divorce has been finalized. Boyfriends’ and girlfriends’ cars are fair game.
　
AGE OF CAR HIT
Current year 1,000
2 - 5 years 850
6 - 10 years 600
11- 15 years 300
16 - 25 years 350
Classic 2,500
Antique 3,000
　
MAKE OF CAR HIT
BMW 165
Buick 150
Cadillac 165
Chevy 150
Chrysler 150
Datsun 100
Delorian 300
Dodge 150
Ferrari 200
Ford 150
Geo 100
GMC 150
Harley Davidson 200
Honda 150
Isuzu 150
Jaguar 180
Kenworth 500
Kia 125
Kawasaki 80
Lamburgani 200
Land Rover 200
Lexus 200
Lotus 200
Mac 500
Mercedes 165
Mercury 150
Mitsubishi 150
Nissan 150
Peterbuilt 300
Plymouth 150
Pontiac 150
Porsche 170
Renault 120
Rolls Royce 300
Toyota 150
Volkswagen 150
Yamaha 80
　
TYPE OF CAR HIT
Family 50
mid-size 45
Compact 43
Subcompact 45
Sports 65
Hot rod 68
Street racer 70
Low rider 74
SUV 75
Dune buggy 73
Motorcycles
Light 25
Medium 35
Heavy 45
Dirt 50
Pick-up truck
½ ton 50
¾ ton 75
1 ton 100
Work truck 95
Diesel hauler
Long nose 250
Short nose 200
Sleeper 50
Bus
City 150
School 175
Construction vehicle 200
Van 150
Mini-van 300
RV 175
Luxury 195
Stock car 100
Drag racer 100
Farm vehicle 90
　
SPECIAL VEHICLES TO BE HIT
Taxi 100
Rental movers
Truck 120
Trailer 35
Tow truck 125
Ambulance 250
Fire truck 265
Police car
City 215
County 225
State 250
Private security 200
Armored truck 400
Mail truck 175
Armed forces
Air force 75
Army 60
Navy 75
Marines 85
Coast guard 60
Ice cream truck 80
Salvation army 73
Snow plow 75
Train 10 per car
T.V. truck 220
Tank 475
Trolley car 220
　
ADDITIONS TO CAR HIT
4 X 4 40
Cargo rack 15
Bike rack 10
Trailer hitch 5
Trailer 25
Extended mirrors 10
Fog lights 3 per light
Spot light 4
Emergency lights 10
Convertible top 20
T-top 15
Wire rims 45
Spinners 45
White walls 50
Dual tires 75
Flared fenders 60
Tinted glass 30
Window stickers 5 per sticker
Blower 20
Hood scoop 15
Hood ornament 5
Winch 10
Crash bumper 12
Bumper sticker 3 per sticker
Running boards 20
Musical horn 15
Role bar 30
Mud flaps 6
Spoiler 8
Custom paint 20
Stripes 10
　
ARTICLES CARRIED BY CAR HIT
Cars 150
Motorcycles 120
Boats 90
Bicycles 30 per bike
Lawn mower 35
Furniture 25
Luggage 15 per bag
Heavy machinery 95
Tools 52
Building materials 85
Lumber 80
Manufactured goods 95
Fresh produce 60
Food 70
Feed 65
Money 250
Jewelry 175
Musical instruments 95
Mirrors / glass 300
Mail 105
Plants 75
Fertilizer 60
Gravel/rocks/dirt 20
Alcohol 70
Junk/garbage 35
　
OTHER DETAILS OF CAR HIT
# of doors 15 ea
# of passengers 25 ea
Front wheel drive 35
All wheel drive 45
Engine in rear 65
Non-stock engine 65
Out of state plates 70
In transit/temp tags 40
Broken light 20
Brocken signal 30
Previously dented -10
Rusted -15
　
DAMAGE DONE TO CAR HIT
Broken head light 25
Broken tail light 25
Broken window 35 ea
Dented body 15
Flat tire 40
Lost tire 65
Bumper hanging or lost 45
Part of body lost 50
Radiator broken 55
Battery smashed 50
Scratch 3
Person thrown from car 25 ea
Car on side 100
Car on roof 150
Steering wheel mangled 80
Seat dislocated 60
Leaking fluids 95
Person under car 40 ea
Car on fire 250
Car pushed into 3rd car 60 + points for 3rd car
Car in ditch 50
Car off bridge or cliff 75
Car under water 75
Bent drive shaft 45
Wheels out of alignment 60
　
STATIONARY OBJECTS HIT
Traffic sign 20
Construction sign 12
Sale sign 10
Street name sign 12
Mile marker 13
Directional sign 10
Restrictive sign 20
Billboard 35
Railroad crossing sign 40
Parking meter 45
Traffic light 50
Street light 40
Telephone pole 40
Flag pole 50
Fire hydrant 70
Guard rail 35
Barricade 50
Toll booth arm 45
Car for sale 70
Parked car 75
Stalled car 60
Abandoned car 70
Stopped car 55
Tree 50
Bush 35
Garden 40
Crop field 50
Fence 65 per 10 feet
Bird bath 60
AC unit 80
Stairs 65
Garbage can 25
Lawn furniture 30
Toys 8
Bicycle 20
Picnic table 25
Garage sale 100
Telephone booth 150
Bench 80
Mail box 65
Newspaper stand 90
Lamp post 70
Sand / water barrel 85
Sculptures 95
Manikin 80
Ceiling support 98
Electrical transformer 175
Dumpster 125
Warning lights 85
Flares 100
Swing set 75
Sand box 75
Sliding board 80
Jungle gym 90
Water fountain 85
Tin can 5
Bottle 15
Dead animal 12
Rocks 10
Bricks 13
Wet cement 15
Hay bails 18
Debris 25
Curb 6
Bridge pillion 45
Pot holes 8
Tomb stone 75
Snow bank 50
Gas pump 175
Wall 200
Ditch 95
Quarry 195
Lake 80
Water tower 150
Amusement park ride 200
Windmill 200
Swimming pool
Full 100
Empty 150
Garage 80
Unfinished building 95
Mini-mart 100
Kennel 175
Pharmacy 250
Clinic 200
Hospital 225
School 350
Community center 300
Stadium 280
Restaurant 310
Grocery store 315
Department store 345
Shopping center / mall 350
Office building 360
Bank 300
Sky scraper 385
Police station 450
Fire station 450
Mobile home 250
Single family home 260
Apartment / duplex 250
Zoo building 295
Museum 280
Plate glass window 20
River 85
Video game 25
House of worship 285
Auction 275
Sewer 120
Elevator 100
Bleachers 112
Transmitter 95
Television 75
Gas station 125
Track (any kind of racing) 220
Betting window 106
　
　
ANIMALS HIT
Dog 50
Cat 60
Bird 30
Horse 65
Donkey 63
Goat 58
Squirrel 40
Sheep 55
Llama 65
Deer / Elk 60
Moose 65
Turtle 30
Porcupine 45
Pig 30
Cow 40
Rodents 25
Bear 75
Large wild cat 80
Snake 30
Skunk 70
Shellfish 30
Fish 45
Swimming mammal 85
Raccoon 50
Zoo animal* 85
　
*bonus 500 points if animal is in the zoo at the time of impact
　
TYPE OF PERSON HIT
Business person 150
Police officer 300
Fireman 250
Prostitute 175
Goth 190
Emo 150
Drug user 300
Mechanic 150
Shopper 85
Surfer 90
X-gamer 200
Dancer 175
Clown 175
Yuppy 200
Hippy 69
Doctor 215
Dentist 275
Traffic flagger 150
Nurse 220
Cowboy 195
Nerd 210
Professional athlete 205
G.I. 175
Waitress 85
Construction worker 120
Student 135
Priest 250
Laborer 90
Jogger/runner 200
Paper boy 150
Mail carrier 150
J-walker 75
Mime 120
Senior citizen 220
Nun 245
Car dealer 150
Actor/actress 210
Government official 225
Musician 200
Bum 53
Criminal 215
Chauffeur 100
Politician 195
Disc-jockey 175
Computer programmer 85
Cashier 85
Veterinarian 150
Veteran 300
Teacher 200
School administrator 150
Security guard* 100
　
　
* bonus 1,000 if in a mall at the time of impact
　
CHARISMA OF PERSON HIT
MEN
Heartthrob 170
Handsome 165
Masculine 155
Average 145
Maybe 130
OK 120
Sickening 125
Grotesque 145
WOMEN
Luscious 175
Beautiful 170
Good looking 165
Average 150
Possible 140
So-so 125
Ugly 130
Nauseating 150
　
WHAT PERSON HIT WAS DOING
Cycling 75
Skating 70
Skiing
Snow 65
Water 1,000
Boarding 65
Walking dog 80
Pushing stroller 90
In a wagon 68
Tanning 30
Swimming 200
Fixing a car 50
Inside a building 350
Picnicking 65
Playing sports 85
On a porch 38
Crossing street 15
Waiting for a bus 20
Walking 25
Running 50
Fighting 45
Standing still 20
Feeding animals 55
Reading 35
Sleeping 80
Playing game 30
Dancing 40
Talking 10
Picking nose 45
Horse play 175
Smoking
Tobacco 80
Anything else 120
Having sex 300
Picketing/protesting 150
Painting 35
Washing windows 45
Mowing lawn 40
On playground 65
Using drugs 110
Drinking 50
Watching TV 70
Watching a movie 75
AGE OF PERSON HIT
Infant 150
Toddler 175
Pre-school 200
Adolescent 250
Pre-teen 275
Teenager 300
Young adult 325
Middle age 280
Over the hill 255
Senior 200
　
DISABILITY OF PERSON HIT
Glasses 5
Blind 75
Deaf 75
On crutches 80
In wheelchair 78
Wearing cast 20
Neck brace 35
Walks w/ cane 10
Missing appendage 70
Parking permit 100
　
　
DAMAGE TO PERSON HIT
Abrasions 20
Concussion 50
Bleeding 30
Eyes dilated 35
Internal damage 45
Broken finger/toe 15
Broken arm 25
Broken leg 45
Broken hand/foot 20
Broken back 70
Broken neck 80
Joint dislocated 25
Brain damage 85
Lost teeth 15 ea
Broken ribs 65
Broken hip 65
Broken clavicle 40
Broken nose 20
Amnesia 45
Requires help evac 185
Unconscious 80
Missing appendage 100
Dead 1,000
No damage -50
You may reward yourself 1 (one) point for every $10.00 on the person hit’s emergency room bill. You must attain a copy of the bill prior to rewarding points.
　
BONUSES
Hitting an object while falling off a bridge or cliff 2,000
If ground is missed after falling 15,000
Driving completely THROUGH a building 4,000
If driver is not in offensive car -3,500
No damage to your car 670
No damage to object hit -300
Collision occurs on a holiday 3,000
Collision occurs during a full moon 2,000
　
　
RARITIES TO BE HIT
Loc Ness Monster 50,000
UFO 75,000
Bigfoot 40,000
Ghost 80,000
Cloud 2,000
Dust storm 1,500
Mountain 1,000
President 60,000
Dinosaur 90,000
Extraterrestrial body 60,000
Government assassin 70,000
Camera crew 15,000 (must hit ALL members of the crew)
Grand canyon 1,500
Airplane 7,500
Helicopter 7’500
Antichrist 150,000 (cannot award these points for an ex- husband/wife unless s/he bears the “666” mark)
Space shuttle 60,000
Submarine under water 4,000